neverspoopdirt:

peixesgal:

kankriships:

persephinae:

cellosandbowties:

blueboxesandcats:

paperairplanesopenwindows:

rambirdlings:

renaushiromiya:

supershinymagikarp:

sageruto:

queererfacilities:

radicalapollo:

sorry-dong-dong:

beesmygod:

megasonger:

"nathan is a poopyhead"

image

"carlos is a mexican name"

i don’t know what i expected

"Zachary is a jewish name"

this is just filled to the brim with wackiness and excitement aint it

andi is a bad bachelorette?

"emmett is a master builder" damn straight

"Hannah is not a boys name" and "Hannah is a palindrome"

"kami is a chinese word"
……i

"shelby is a boy’s name"
can i have my own unfinished comic now

Sara is an administrator at a bank.

Maggie is a mean drunk

Emily is a theory

Cathy is awesome (also Cathy is a cute kitten)  :3

is jennie a nickname for jane

incredible

megan is a fruit loop lyrics

??????????

nothing. teya. is nothing.  a crazy cutiebutt moose mamma*

Geneve is academia (also Cinema Geneve: All is Lost, I approve :3 )

*There, I fixed it B)

(Source: insomniatasteslikecottoncandy)

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biggaynerdlord:

sometimes i just want to rp a a het pairing that doesn’t end up with someone wanting my gal to be turned into a scantily clad fuckin nymphomaniac

i’m lookin at you you know who you are

guess i’ll stick to lesbians and gaylords from now on

I’m really trying but I see no conflict between these things. I would be totally fine with a scantily clad nyphomaniac lesbian gaylord cute relationship. :”D
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So I just tripped over my neighbor’s overly affectionate cat* and am now wracked with guilt D:

*At 3 am, in the semi dark, trying to step over him to get to my front porch, mildly wrenching my back in the process.

When the catapocalypse comes, I will have been trained.

c’mon chief, please

[[Psst, nevereatdirt: Happy birthday bby~]]

deludedextracts said: Hey baby, you're lookin' pretty sweet over there, wanna be the the waffle to my jam? >;] <;] >;] (forgive me <3)

neverspoopdirt:

asdkhfaksdhg;laksjdfa;cldj; anytime darlin, just so long as you’re the oregono to my artisanal cheese <3

You got it babe. You and me, we’ll make us some fine pizza lovin’

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Jade + Davesprite for thelastabbytar! I… said I wouldn’t clean this up at all or refine it from a scribble, didn’t I? *unhinged laughter* Welp..

Does anybody who’s still awake want a homestuck scribble?

I need some loosening-up-and-letting-things-go-without-obsessing-over-details practice, if anybody wants a troll, kid, fantroll or lusus doodle I’ll throw a few out there! No promises they’ll be beautiful, but if any of the stuff that comes out feels right I might try inking and/or coloring a few : 3

Throw it in my inbox tho please, so I don’t loose track or get confused!

nevereatdirt:

deludedextracts:

The ultra-cutie nevereatdirt as the super cute Calliope! I think someone needs to sit me down and explain how long a speed paint is actually supposed to take tho -.-

omigosh asdlkfja;dlfjlj

Thanks for being so adorable, I couldn’t have done it without you! <3

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The ultra-cutie nevereatdirt as the super cute Calliope! I think someone needs to sit me down and explain how long a speed paint is actually supposed to take tho -.-

About The Blogger

nevereatdirt:

issiekay tagged me

BASICS

Name: Teya
Birthday: September 16th
Zodiac: Virgo
Single or taken: Single atm
Height: 5’2.5”
Eye colour: Blue
Middle name: Rachelle
Favourite colour: Violet or teal~
Lucky number: 4 or 13

SPECIFICS

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Favourite fictional character: Probs Cronus fuckin Ampora atm
Favourite TV show: Rn probably anything about serial killers
Favourite season: Autumn!!
Describe yourself in a few words: Hella fuckin gay
Future children’s names: Fuck kids i’m having cats
Meaning of your name: Deer or Princess
What I plan to do for a living: Writing
Starbucks order: Fuck Starbucks, but i’d probs do a venti dirty chai with white chocolate if i could

THIS OR THAT

introvert or extrovert 
dawn or dusk
lefty or righty
coffee or tea
reading or writing

ummm i’m shit at tagging why do i have to do this fuck um how about deludedextracts and johnandkatpluseight!!

BASICS

Name: Geneve
Birthday: October 4th
Zodiac: Libra
Single or taken: Forever alone
Height: 5’6” ish
Eye colour: Blue
Middle name: Rose
Favourite colour: Green and aqua
Lucky number: 7 & 9

SPECIFICS

Hogwarts House: Slytherin probs?
Favourite fictional character: Affordable college education
Favourite TV show: Fiiiiiirefly
Favourite season: Autumn!!
Describe yourself in a few words: Unbelievably rediculous
Future children’s names: No, You & STOP THAT
Meaning of your name: I’m a lily xD (No, seriously, my mom was flipping through a lily catalogue and picked a name from it)
What I plan to do for a living: Retreat slowly into myself in a haze of unending adolescence until they have to dig me out of a pit of re-read books and empty coffee cups, or my moose mamma takes me away from it all
Starbucks order: Caramel Brule latte all the way

THIS OR THAT

introvert or extrovert 
dawn or dusk
lefty or righty
coffee or tea
reading or writing

 

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